Haggard's "Muscle Stud"

More pictures can be seen here, on his personal website, which boasts, "I offer a deep tissue and Swedish style massage with the pleasure of the man in mind. If you like a strong muscle man to bring pleasure to you then please call me." The personal site also lists Jones' rates at:

"In calls at my place in Capitol Hill of Denver: $70.00 per hour $90.00 1 1/2 hrs.
Out calls start at $100.00."

It's a CONSPIRACY !!!

Take that Mean Jean!!!

If that's not a sign.....I don't know what is....LOL!!!

She just looks so uptight and evil, what a bitch!

Man on Dog Santorum Concedes!!!

My friend Steven sent this picture to me and I can only laugh, roll, and laugh some more.....babydolls and all, here is to you and your family Rick, kiss my ass you dirty immoral scumbag!!! Hahahaha!!!

Take America Back

The illegal war of aggression he launched against Iraq has so far killed 655,000 innocent people, 2.5% of an entire nation.

What else can you say?

Fast Food Drive-Throughs Go Long Distance

When Jairo Moncada pulled up to the drive-through at Wendy's in Burbank, Calif., for his usual cheeseburger, fries, and soda, he knew things looked different. There was an extra lane.

But the 25-year-old could not see the biggest change: The woman taking his lunch order was sitting 3,000 miles away at a computer terminal in Nashua, and fielding calls from Wendy's customers at drive-throughs as far away as Florida and Washington, D.C.

"I had absolutely no idea I was talking to someone in New Hampshire," Moncada said in a phone interview later that day. "Our order was ready at the window. It was really quick."

Uhhh, ok thats a little strange...but when are these jobs going to get outsourced???

Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure

Amuse your conservative friends and annoy your liberal neighbors with the Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure. This incredibly lifelike action figure looks just like the beautiful Ann Coulter, and best of all . . . it sounds like Ann, too! Ann recorded these classic Coulter sayings especially for this action figure.

Uhh, did they just use beautiful as an adjective to describe Ann Coulter??? Hold on a moment I have to vomit...isn't it amazing what $29.95 will get you these days...she approved the doll and recorded the "Coulterisims" that the doll perorates....Oy Vey!!!

Push the button on the figure, and you'll hear such "Coulterisms" as:

• "Liberals can't just come out and say they want to take more of our money, kill babies, and discriminate on the basis of race."

• "At least when right-wingers rant, there's a point."

• "Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster."

• "Why not go to war just for oil? We need oil. What do Hollywood celebrities imagine fuels their private jets? How do they think their cocaine is delivered to them?"

• "Liberals hate America, they hate flag-wavers, they hate abortion opponents, they hate all religions except Islam, post 9/11. Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like Liberals do. They don't have the energy. If they had that much energy, they'd have indoor plumbing by now."

Vile, this woman/man hybrid is a freak of nature and should never be allowed out of the depths of her goulish dark underground prison...

gPod - Feel the beat!!!

A Japanese invention that is sound activated that can plug into iPods or mobile phones to stimulate a woman in the right G-spot. Apple is not happy about the name. "Kameda's commercial pride and joy is actually a women's sex aid worn inside her most intimate orifices and buzzing her with good vibrations when set off by sound."

Republican Fear Factor

This Republican flyer was distributed today throughout New York State, as part of a last ditch push to preserve as many Congressional seats as they can.

On the surface, it's nothing special. Just another piece of party imagery. But it's managed to stir the pot in Democrat-land because of the hand we see covering the woman's mouth. It's darker than her creamy white face. It's someone of "less pure" heritage, clasping their scuffed, unattractive hand over a blemish free, big-eyed, aghast white girl.

Grasping at straws much?

Ammo with Flavor

Season Shot is made of tightly packed seasoning bound by a fully biodegradable food product. The seasoning is actually injected into the bird on impact seasoning the meat from the inside out. When the bird is cooked the seasoning pellets melt into the meat spreading the flavor to the entire bird. Forget worrying about shot breaking your teeth!

You know I am not a big fan of hunting, unless you kill the animal with your bare hands or with a bow & arrow, but I find this to be amusing...and actually a really good idea!

The Battlefield Extraction-Assist Robot (BEAR)

Designed to find, pick up and rescue people in harm's way, the humanoid BEAR robot can do what humans can't: Lift heavy loads and carry them long distances. Whether on a battlefield, in a nuclear reactor core, near a toxic chemical spill, or inside a structurally-compromised building after an earthquake, the BEAR can rescue those in need as well as or better than humans can, without risking additional human life.

Thats a good idea, and very cool....but the teddy bear head is a little freaky...ever seen Screamers?!!! Mmmmhhhmm...

Things Republican's Want You To Forget.

When you go to the polls on November 7th, 2006, don’t forget what the Republicans have been doing to you and your family for the past six years.

It’s easy to get distracted in our attention deficit disorder world. We need a pill to help us focus, another to keep us sane, some to raise our level of arousal and others to put us to bed at night.

Republicans want you to forget that they had a plan to attack Iraq drawn up long before 9/11.

Republicans want you to forget that you can’t spend any money when you are dead.

Republicans want you to forget that sending jobs overseas takes jobs away from working Americans.

Republicans want you to forget that they want your grandparents to pay as much as possible for health care.......

Presidential Speeches - Aging Cloud Tag Timeline

The tag cloud shows the popularity, frequency, and trends in the usages of words within speeches, official documents, declarations, and letters written by the Presidents of the US between 1776 - 2006 AD.

The dataset consists of over 360 documents downloaded from Encyclopedia Britannica and ThisNation.com.

Neat...I love tag clouds!

Fired Over Finger, Driver Wants Job Back...

The 43-year-old driver, was driving middle school children back to school after a zoo visit on June 16 when the President and Republican Rep. Dave Reichert drove slowly by in a motorcade.

From the bus, the children waved; with the windows down in their car, Bush and Reichert waved back.

That's when the driver gave the president the finger, according to Reichert and Issaquah superintendent Janet Barry.

"The congressman hadn't seen it, but the president turned to him and said,'That one's not a fan,'"said Reichert spokeswoman Kimberly Cadena.

District spokeswoman Sara Niegowski said the driver has filed a wrongful termination grievance through the American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees. The union did not return calls seeking comment.

Niegowski said the firing was not politically motivated.

"The bus driver was not terminated for making an obscene gesture at the president. The bus driver was terminated for making an obscene gesture in view of the students,"Niegowski said."That's not the role modeling we need for our students."

Well we all know how much children look up to and admire to be like their bus driver....LOL...ridiculous, absolutely ridiculous!!!

The Goon Bible Project - Book of Job

Reading the Bible so you don't have to. An accurate retelling of the Book of Job...

Funny!!!

I Did Not Having Sexual Relations With That Gay Hooker

"Prominent anti-gay evangelical Pastor Ted Haggard, the head of a "megachurch" with ties to the White House, stepped down today as president of the National Association of Evangelicals after gay escort Mike Jones claimed he had a three-year "sexual business" relationship with Haggard. Jones also told a radio show host that he has recorded voicemails and a letter from the pastor, and claims that the Haggard used methamphetamine in his presence on several occasions."

Good lord, oh good lord!!!.....Look whos got shit on their face now? I cant help but just laugh, and laugh....the I am the holiest are always, always the dirtiest...oh yeah he's gay...

Pastor Ted the Queer Meth Head....

A True NO TOUCH Car Wash...

You are bidding on my skimpy 2-piece swimsuit in the above picture, the car wash is my free gift to you...yours to keep, videotape, do whatever you like...

P.S. You Can Sit In The Car While I Wash The Windows...

OMG, what CAN'T you sell on ebay??? This busty 'ho has horrible grammar too...current bid $15,099.00 , is this for real?!!!

I see the holy cross, must be one of those good Christian girls...besides she isn't even all that attractive....so for 15 grand you get a girl to wash your car with her boobs....nice...

Der Fuehrer's Face

This Disney short starring Donald Duck is a piece of anti-Nazi propaganda released in 1943. It was kept out of general circulation until it was included in a video Disney released in 2004. A lot of people are saying its offensive or racist...which it is...but you have to consider that it was made in 1943 during WWII.

I actually think it is kinda funny and clever....check it out...

Teen Arrested For Raping His Mother?!!!

And things get worse...can you belive this?!!!

Police say 19-year-old Gary Helms, Jr., raped his 45-year-old mother this past weekend at Willow Terrace Trailer Park on Doyle Drive in Albertville, Alabama.

It's a twisted crime that police say Helms admits....

High School Student Finds Needle...

A high school student found a needle and syringe in a bottle by the side of a road and jabbed eight fellow students over the course of two days, raising serious health concerns, police and school officials said.

"He just walked up and stabbed me with a needle, and said you now have hepatitis," said student Ava Staples. She said she would be getting a blood test. "I'm pretty nervous."

I mean WTF!??? What in the world is wrong with kids these days? High school......I just can not understand...how could some one think about and do this? It's so grossly offensive to any decency or regard, unbelievable.

Vernon Robinson For Congress

When you look up scathing lunatic in the dictionary, you just might find a mug shot of Vernon Robinson.

This man is a sociopath, check out this campaign ad that I think was pulled from TV.

Disgusting, disgraceful, shameful...