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Monday, January 08, 2007

Big Brother is Watching You...


Ohhh good lawd, George Orwell would be turning in his grave!!!

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

The Seabreacher


The two-seater craft can submerge 2 ft underwater for around 20 seconds at a time creating the dolphin-like dive effect.

"It's really just for fun. It's a 3-D jet ski. We liken it to a monster truck. In the end we would like to turn it into a recognised sport as you can race and jump. You can do a single or double roll in the Seabreacher which is great fun though the landing is quite rough.

"It is quite complicated to drive though - it's a workout to handle it. I would be wary of selling it on to people because there is the danger that after submerging you could hit a boat or a swimmer.

Interesting, and it only costs $78,953.54!!!

Monday, December 18, 2006

Skywalk'n USA


The Glass Bridge Construction of the Skywalk began March of 2004 and is estimated to be completed by 4th quarter of 2006.

Upon completion, the Glass Bridge will be suspended 4,000 feet above the Colorado River on the very edge of the Grand Canyon. On May 2005, the final test was conducted and the structure passed engineering requirements by 400 percent, enabling it to withstand the weight of 71 fully loaded Boeing 747 airplanes (more than 71 million pounds). The bridge will be able to sustain winds in excess of 100 miles per hour from 8 different directions, as well as an 8.0 magnitude earthquake within 50 miles. More than one million pounds of steel will go into the construction of the Grand Canyon Skywalk.

Sheesh!!! I dont know about that one, I am not afraid of heights.....I think I would make it....but only after freaking out first!!!

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

What Not To Get...



Dumb, but the end is funny...

What he really wanted...



More Christmas Cheer!!!

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

That Time Of The Year...


Well needless to say, Christmas is one of my least favorite holidays. I was browsing around the internets today and came across this picture and couldn't stop laughing!!!

That is a fantastic photo!!! Really captures the feeling of Christmas...

Gem Sweater



Another great internets find by my friend Steven...Leslie and the Lys rock!!!

New FOIA Surveillance Tape Released



Not much new information, you cant see a damn thing...

Monday, December 04, 2006

Funny English Subtitles used in Chinese movies


1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.

2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.

3. Gun wounds again?

4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.

5. A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.

6. Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!

7. Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.

8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?

9. Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.

10. You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.

11. I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!

12. You daring lousy guy.

13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!

14. I have been scared shitless too much lately.

15. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!

16. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.

17. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?

18. How can you use my intestines as a gift?

19. This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat. [sic, of course]

20. Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough examination.

21. Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.

50 Caliber Moron



What an absolute idiot, just another reason guns should be outlawed...

Texas Tea Tub


Here in Naftalan, visitors can bathe once a day in the local crude. They and doctors here say it relieves joint pain, cures psoriasis, calms nerves and beautifies skin — never mind that Western experts say it may cause cancer.

Each bath uses about a barrel of crude, which is recycled into a communal tank for future bathers, given the cost of oil these days. Mr. Mirzeyev also uses paper towels to wipe bathers clean, a long, hard process that involves several showers.

The tubs are not scoured between baths and, as might be expected, have perhaps the world’s worst bathtub rings — greasy and greenish brown.

Uhhh, that's nasty!!! Nasty, nasty, nasty.....A 15-day course costs $450, what a deal!

Friday, December 01, 2006

BenQ MusiQ Dog Tag MP3 Player Advertisment

These BenQ MusiQ Dog Tag MP3 players may be quite stylish, but wtf is up with their Chinese site? The splash page features some one gloved Michael Jackson guy standing in front of what looks like the WTC ruins. Yeah? Seemed like a good idea at the time?

BenQ must have taken a page from BlackBerry's Pearl Harbor ad campaign where the Japanese were depicted as dropping smartphones into the hands of screaming Cingular users. – Jason Chen

Wow, ...I think that the image is extremely blatant in which emotion it is supposed to invoke ...but it clearly points out that as "sex-sells", "hate-sells" just as much...

Richard Simmons' Exploding Steamer



Richard Simmons is freaking hilarious!!!